Category: Best Moment in Ongoing Political Saga
Bye Bye Little Birdie
A Poem by Lori Hart
When I wake up every morning at a quarter to 3,
I stumble to my gold bidet and take a little pee.
Then I grab my phone and to help me feel great,
I Tweet on Twitter a sentiment of hate.
Making others feel small is what I love to do,
I know that what I say is totally untrue.
Now my tremendous lies have been counted, my followers are going to jail,
Bye bye little birdie,
Bye Bye!