If you tire of the clutter, recycle trophies from years past by
leaving them on the hostess' front porch.
Updated April 3, 2007
Posted Jan. 8, 2006
Hotdish Hoedown 2007
We need you to fill empty food pantry shelves
for the most cans of SPAM donated to the Atwood Community Center
food pantry will be granted, thanks to an anonymous donor.
Bring your donation
to the Hotdish Hoedown and log in. Likely have to be present to
collect prize, though not to be applauded.
challenge: 2003 was the first year at the Atwood Community Center
asked the Hotdish Hoedown hostess to challenge guests to bring SPAM
to stock the food pantry.
homeless or living in a car without electricity, SPAM is an important
source of food," the hostess says. "It is portable. It
is a good source of protein and calories. It doesn't need a can
shocked to see how expensive SPAM is," she continues. "At
$2.20 a can, the cost adds up quickly. I bought 10 cans this year,
and another guest told me she bought more than 15.
my guests contributed more than 130 cans," she says. "I
hope we can top that this year."
Hoedown invitation and protocol
|Help complete the food pyramid and bring your
SPAM donations to the Atwood Community Center when you pass a dish
at the Hotdish Hoedown.
thing about kindergarten
thing about high school
representation of current affairs
special effects, including performance art, use of color
tale told, including fairy tales, books, movies, original
Hotdish Hoedown 2007: Jell-O Contest
Members of Ladies Aid stopped by the hostess' house,
heated up their glue guns and created the 2007 round of trophies for the
Jell-O contest. Competition is expected to be fierce this year as the
cohort of high school seniors plan their strategy.
Asked what flavor of Jell-O she bought them, their
professional shopper reported at Scrabble night Thursdsay that she picks
up several of every color.
Some in the party despaired at having to get up and
collect the trophies for their more retiring colleagues. They threatened
to leave after dropping off their creations. Others argued that they had
to stay at the party, that their true media are popsicle sticks and glue
guns available in the basement studio.
"Ah," thinks the hostess. "They like
the glue guns. They could join Ladies Aid or its Auxiliary if they stay
in town after high school. I hope they remember to send me their postal
and electronic addresses
To reach the hostess, send an e-mail to email@example.com.
Show your Hoedown pride.
Pick up a bumper sticker at the party
and put it on your car.
Make other people happy.
(Not to mention the hostess.)
Tale of Hotdish Hoedown 2006